Packages & Services

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Get more information on service packages that suit a variety of necessities. Including starter packs, social media, retainer, and more!

General Rates

Hourly: 65.00/hr.
Sliding Scale: 50.00-65.00/hr.
OR 10-20% Package Discount
Per Word: 0.20/wd.

Choose Your Package

  • The Provider's Starter Pack (600.00)

    Perfect for those at the beginning of website creation!

    INCLUDES: About + Landing Info (Bio, Stats, FAQ), Booking Info (Rates, Date Ideas/POV OR Service/Skills List, Intake/Screening Questions), Etiquette + Policy Language (Up to 4 policies of your choice), Platform Ad

  • Site Maintenance (250.00)

    If you’re in need of some renovations. Perhaps limits and policies have changed. Maybe you’d like to add some more services and date ideas to the mix. Or maybe you’re just feeling something new!

    INCLUDES: Site Overview + Comments, Language Updates, Content Editing

  • Spruce-Up (200.00)

    So your site’s complete, but you’re looking for that extra je ne se quois. Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.

    INCLUDES: Up to 5 “Extra Details” of choice (Seductive Prose, Passionate Anecdotes, Poetry, Pull-Quotes, etc.) and Language Updates (per discussed tonal preferences)

  • The Presenter (180.00)

    Ideal for presenters, sex educators, performers, and House Tops on the go!

    INCLUDES: Long Bio (200-300 words), Short Bio

    Optional Add-On: Service Flyer (Consent, Service List & Contact/Tipping Info) +50.00

  • Party Planning (350.00)

    Are you a promoter of debauchery? Do you organize large gatherings of lecherous, lustful sinners? Fabulous. This package is for you.

    INCLUDES: Consent Policy, Intake Form, Party Description, 2 Automatic Messages, 3 Etiquette Policies of your choice

  • Policy Package (210.00)

    Having trouble formalizing a code of conduct? This package is a must for providers, organizers, and party planners alike!

    INCLUDES: Up to 6 policies of your choice (Zero-Tolerance, COVID-19/Vaccination, Discrimination, Coat Check, Discretion, etc.)

Social Media Packages

Silver Package (150.00)
8 social media captions for photos or posts of your choice! Copy, paste, schedule! Available for all social media platforms.

Platinum Package (175.00)
12 social media captions for photos or posts of your choice. Like the Silver Package, but like, way better!

A-la-carte Packages

  • Platform Ad (65.00)

    For use on platforms like Tryst, Dickie Virgin, Eros, etc.

  • Newsletter (120.00)

    We know it’s coming every month, but we also know that we never want to do it.

  • Site Feedback (150.00)

    I’ll comb through your site and compile some notes. We’ll follow up and go over them together!

  • Carousel Post (250.00)

    Up to 8 slides. Can include information of your choice about any topic.

The Kinky Copywriter

On Retainer

Are you planning a debaucherous event? Are you at the precipice of a massive literary undertaking? Do you just need a person committed to completing your newsletter on time? Are you unsure of what you need, but you know you’ll need a writer at your beck and call eventually?

If you’ve answered “yes” to any of these questions (or any related questions of your own), a bespoke monthly retainer is right up your alley! Together, we’ll get an understanding of your goals, the content you need completed, and the deadlines that work best for you.

Choose "RETAINER" for 50% off your first consultation!

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Choose "RETAINER" for 50% off your first consultation! |

Other Provisions

Standing Consultation
75.00/hr.

Providing you with an hour of consulting support and accountability for agreed-upon needs and ongoing projects. Weekly, monthly, quarterly, the choice is yours!

NOTE: Clients must book at least three (3) appointments in advance in order to qualify for this rate.

Walkthrough Editing
85.00/hr.

Hour-long editing sessions in real time! Together, we implement suggestions to more clearly exhibit your written material on your site. Including not only grammar and syntax, but aesthetic choices as well.

Article or Blog Writing
0.20¢/word

Available for one-off requests for blog posts or articles up to 1500 words. Exceedingly helpful for SEO and site traffic. Content of the article is chosen per request of the client.

FULL OFFERING DIRECTORY

Services available by request based on hourly rate.

Event Descriptions
Extra Flourishes (Prose, Poetry, etc.)
FAQ
Fine Print
FMTY Offerings
Gift Descriptions
Intake Forms
Journal Entries
Language Elevation
Newsletters
Physique/Stats

Appearance/Event Calendar
Article Writing
Bios (Short + Long)
Blog Post
Captions
Carousel Instagram Posts
Consent Policies
Date Ideas/POV
Duo Descriptions
Etiquette Policies

Promo Emails
Rates List
Review Clean-Up
Service/Skills List
Site Maintenance
Site Overview
Stock/Automated Responses
Touring Flyers
Virtual Offerings
Wishlist Descriptions