Packages & Services
NEW!
Ghostwriting Retainer Packages
If you’re exhausted by the constant necessity for social media updates and monthly newsletters (just like everyone else), then it might be time to let a devoted professional take it off your hands! Whether you’re out-of-office, taking a social media vacation, or just plain don’t feel like it. No judgment here, ever. Just pick your platforms, clue me in on your brand voice, save them to the drafts, or schedule & post them as needed! It’s that easy!
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GOLD TIER (900.00)
Up to 36 Posts Monthly + Newsletter Generation
Perfect for those who post more often, and would like to include frequent updates. Up to 36 posts over the course of the month, including a full newsletter, and feedback meetings by necessity!
BEST DEAL — $1085 VALUE
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BRONZE TIER (750.00)
Up to 20 Posts Monthly + Newsletter Generation
Great for those who post about once a day, and take the weekends off. Up to 20 posts over the course of the month, with one full newsletter included! Up to 2 strategy meetings monthly.
$780 VALUE
Choose "GHOST" to get your first consultation FREE!
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Offer Ends June 1st (06/01)
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Choose "GHOST" to get your first consultation FREE! | Offer Ends June 1st (06/01) |
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Get more information on service packages that suit a variety of necessities. Including starter packs, social media, monthly retainers, and more!
General Rates
Hourly: 65.00/hr.
Sliding Scale: 50.00-65.00/hr.
OR 10-20% Package Discount
Per Word: 0.20/wd.
Individual Packages
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The Provider's Starter Pack (600.00)
Perfect for those at the beginning of website creation!
INCLUDES: About + Landing Info (Bio, Stats, FAQ), Booking Info (Rates, Date Ideas/POV OR Service/Skills List, Intake/Screening Questions), Etiquette + Policy Language (Up to 4 policies of your choice), Platform Ad
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Site Maintenance (375.00)
If you’re in need of some renovations. Perhaps limits and policies have changed. Maybe you’d like to add some more services and date ideas to the mix. Or maybe you’re just feeling something new!
INCLUDES: Site Overview + Comments, Language Updates, Content Editing (Up to 5 pieces of existing material)
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Spruce-Up (200.00)
So your site’s complete, but you’re looking for that extra je ne se quois. Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.
INCLUDES: Up to 5 “Extra Details” of choice (Seductive Prose, Passionate Anecdotes, Poetry, Pull-Quotes, etc.) and Language Updates (per discussed tonal preferences)
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The Presenter (180.00)
Ideal for presenters, sex educators, performers, and House Tops on the go!
INCLUDES: Long Bio (200-300 words), Short Bio
Optional Add-On: Service Flyer (Consent, Service List & Contact/Tipping Info) +50.00
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Party Planning (350.00)
Are you a promoter of debauchery? Do you organize large gatherings of lecherous, lustful sinners? Fabulous. This package is for you.
INCLUDES: Consent Policy, Intake Form, Party Description, 2 Automatic Messages, 3 Etiquette Policies of your choice, Check-In/Progress Meetings
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Policy Package (210.00)
Having trouble formalizing a code of conduct? This package is a must for providers, organizers, and party planners alike!
INCLUDES: Up to 6 policies of your choice (Zero-Tolerance, COVID-19/Vaccination, Discrimination, Coat Check, Discretion, etc.)
The Kinky Copywriter
On Retainer
Hiring out for individual services, and even full packages, is incredibly useful. However, building and maintaining a relationship with a content writer tasked to create in your voice affords so many more benefits! Having the time and space to communicate your needs, develop a routine, brainstorm, and delegate tasks on a regularly scheduled basis allows you to stay true to your brand, keep thoughts and preferences organized, work through challenges, uphold accountability, and plan for the future!
With a writer on retainer, you can be everywhere you need to be, all at once!
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Bespoke Monthly Retainers
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TIER THREE (1000.00)
~ BEST FOR NEW CLIENTS ~
20 Hours MonthlyA must-have for those in need of consistent support, accountability, and brand cohesion focus. Delegated content creation, weekly brainstorm sessions, market research, and any other bespoke requests!
$1300 Value — $300 OFF
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TIER TWO (900.00)
16 Hours Monthly
Ideal for those clearer on their brand voice, but still benefit from weekly support! Includes long-form copy editing, weekly strategy sessions, accountability management, and content creation.
$1040 Value — $140 OFF
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TIER ONE (700.00)
12 Hours Monthly
Perfect for intermittent, low-maintenance editing requests, small collaborative projects, and consistent, walkthrough feedback. Strategy meetings and accountability support occur bi-weekly!
$780 Value — $80 OFF
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A-la-carte Necessities
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Platform Ad (150.00)
For use on platforms like Tryst, Dickie Virgin, Eros, etc.
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Newsletter (250.00)
We know it’s coming every month, but we also know that we never want to do it.
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Site Feedback (200.00)
I’ll comb through your site and compile some notes. We’ll follow up and go over them together!
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Carousel Post (350.00)
Up to 8 slides. Can include information of your choice about any topic.
Other Provisions
Standing Consultation
75.00/hr.
Providing you with an hour of consulting support and accountability for agreed-upon needs and ongoing projects. Weekly, monthly, quarterly, the choice is yours!
NOTE: Clients must book at least three (3) appointments in advance in order to qualify for this rate.
Walkthrough Editing
85.00/hr.
Hour-long editing sessions in real time! Together, we implement suggestions to more clearly exhibit your written material on your site. Including not only grammar and syntax, but aesthetic choices as well.
Article or Blog Writing
0.20¢/word
Available for one-off requests for blog posts or articles up to 1500 words. Exceedingly helpful for SEO and site traffic. Content of the article is chosen per request of the client.
FULL OFFERING DIRECTORY
Services available by request based on hourly rate.
Event Descriptions
Extra Flourishes (Prose, Poetry, etc.)
FAQ
Fine Print
FMTY Offerings
Gift Descriptions
Intake Forms
Journal Entries
Language Elevation
Newsletters
Physique/Stats
Appearance/Event Calendar
Article Writing
Bios (Short + Long)
Blog Post
Captions
Carousel Instagram Posts
Consent Policies
Date Ideas/POV
Duo Descriptions
Etiquette Policies
Promo Emails
Rates List
Review Clean-Up
Service/Skills List
Site Maintenance
Site Overview
Stock/Automated Responses
Touring Flyers
Virtual Offerings
Wishlist Descriptions
Social Media Packages
Silver Package (150.00)
8 social media captions for photos or posts of your choice! Copy, paste, schedule! Available for all social media platforms.
Platinum Package (175.00)
12 social media captions for photos or posts of your choice. Like the Silver Package, but like, way better!